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Chuck Norris facts

Postby CometKat » Tue Mar 11, 2008 10:20 am

Chuck Norris has gained mythic status with the troops in Iraq. Here are some Chuck Norris facts.

1 If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

2 There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

3 Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

4 Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

5 Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

6 Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

7 Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

8 Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

9 Chuck Norris can rip an entire mogul run before you can complete one turn.

For further facts check out

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

To read the article

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080310/peo ... orris_dc_4
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Re: Chuck Norris facts

Postby CometKat » Tue Mar 11, 2008 12:01 pm

Here are some more Chuck Norris skiing facts

1 Jonney Mosley was wearing Chuck Norris underwear when he won his Olympic Gold medal.

2 Chuck Norris can ski moguls backwards.

3 Chuck Norris uses Dynastar Assaults, size 300.

4 Chuck Norris can ski every run at Mary Jane, at the same time.

5 If Chuck Norris skied the same line for half a day, the ruts would be 16 feet deep.

6 Chuck Norris can drink 3 gallons of Jeffy-ritas.

Be sure to add some of your own
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Re: Chuck Norris facts

Postby SkiDork » Tue Mar 11, 2008 1:08 pm

Chuck Norris doesn't ski the bumps - the bumps move out of his way so he's skiing flats the whole time.
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Re: Chuck Norris facts

Postby minnescene » Thu Jul 30, 2009 12:50 pm

"2 There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control."

Haha, that's the best one.
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